Such a sweet talker
Some teenagers who were leaning on the wall and shouted "fat arse!" at me as I walked past. I explained to a colleague that I had been tempted to turn round and shout that it wasn't that fat and that I then thought better of it because when it comes to it the aim was to be offensive not to make me aware of my bulk so it would have defeated the object. She thought about it a little and then said. "You should have, it's not small but it's definitely not shout out in the street large". I might have laughed, a little loud, ok, I admit, very loud at the remark. From now on, when I get dressed I shall no longer inquire "does my bum look big in this" noooo, in future I shall ask "does this make my bump look shout out in the street large?".
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