Not so dear chap who parks under our bedroom window,
Seriously
When you come home late at night and you take an age to park your car and slam the door we would appreciate it if you only did it once.
Your car was within the lines the first time. Honest. You really didn't need to:
I guess you didn't hear MFC shouting "just go to bed!" at you since you gave us another display of your lack of sense of knowing when to quit after that.
I couldn't work out if it was some bizzare form of alzheimers which made you forget you had parked the car already or if you had had a bit too much to drink.
If it's the former, maybe some relative of yours might suggest you shouldn't be driving anyway and take the keys from you.
If it's the later, same thing. You've been on the planet long enough to know drinking + driving = not the brightest of ideas, and I don't care that there is hardly anybody on the road at the time of night you did it.
Now if you'll excuse my ranting, I'm not much of one for getting up in the morning as it is. I'm even less fun if my sleep is disrupted for no good reason.
Yours grouchingly
Strops
14.5.08 11:09
