Checklist: Remove all programmed numbers from mobile before going out to avoid calling everybody and their dogs to tell them how much I love them when I am drunk later. Hide address book (see above). disable computer (see above - replace calling by emailing). Remember to take right amount for bus fare as cash to not be temped into stepping into dodgy minicab deathtrap when it is awfully cold at the bus stop. Take only credit cards of which I have forgotten the pin, to not be tempted to draw out cash to pay for dodgy minicab instead of sensibly taking the bus. 2 precautions are better than one. Gloves, scarf and special coat for long wait at bus stops (lond enough to cover ankles). Pocket hand warmers for waiting at bus stop. Keys. Plasters for blisters caused by wearing non sensible footwear. Lipstick. remind Him Indoors + Constance, the Lovely Au-pair not to leave the key in the lock so it's only my trying to make it up the stairs quietly rather than me ringing the door bell which wakes them up. Remember to place jug of water on bedside cabinet before leaving. Remind Him Indoors that a cup of tea first thing would be appreciated even if all he gets from me when he asks tomorrow if I fancy a cuppa is a deathly grunt. Right I think I have it all more or less covered.
Out tonight...
8.12.03 19:08
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(8.12.03 18:49) I'd add some aspirin next to the water jug to prevent headache. Have a good time...hehe..I think!!  )
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Lisa (9.12.03 11:24) Ah, drunken emails. I think my friends and family are used to them by now. The bigger danger is now having a mobile that can take pictures. Drunken picture messaging - I dread to think. |
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(9.12.03 11:55) *shudders at the thought* |
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(10.12.03 18:21) Rather a lot of precautions indicating a severe past drunken experience. I hope the picture I posted on my blog on Monday wasn't you on a previous night out... |
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(13.12.03 11:47) r-a. I found people who have not heard from you in a while are rarely impressed by a drunken caller telling them how much they love them in the early hours of the morning. The picture was rather scary, reminded me of colleague's husband who posted pictures of her on all four on the pavement being sick in her handbag after a work do and emailed the whole office the link. Grounds for divorce methinks. She pointed out that he was quite good since he managed to take the picture while holding her hair. Love is blind. |
